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放飛機

千其唔好誤會呀!我講緊係放真嗰啲呀,唔係甩人底嗰隻放飛機呀!Big Smile

 

講正經野之前,梗係要講返啲更加正經嘅野先啦。關於乜呢?眯就係關於呢個blog囉。開檔之後曾經收過幾個留言話啲相好細呀咁,有無人話我知其實你係用手機丫、電腦丫、定係用手板電腦咩ipad嗰啲之類嘅野睇架呢?因為我用過晒以上嘅工具上自己個blog做下實驗,但點都搵唔到個問題喎!最有可能覺得啲相細嘅應該係手機啦係咪,之但係手機放大畫面就睇到架啦喎,妖卯然話禾知典解會睇唔du相架呢?我真係就黎R頭R到同禧爸情侶裝都諗唔到典解!Confused ( 繼續狂R中……) 

 

好,講返放飛機先。呢期有人懶呀,話掛單車上架車出去踩好攰喎。其實好似都同我有啲關係嘅,鬼叫我上兩個禮拜去完學校開會賴左野咩!喉嚨痛咗兩日,跟住就猛流鼻涕,繼而多痰,跟住開始咳添。好彩可能平時有跑步咁,頂得住!不過就唔想踩單車咁粗勞囉,於是昆左嗰兩兄弟去散下步放下飛機咁啦。我唔想郁啫,但都要比嗰件精力旺盛嘅郁下放下電先得架。

話說早排睇完Planes之後,某人喺玩具店見到有Dusty賣,唔係玩具機而係可以當飛碟咁掉出去滑翔嗰種。唔記得係因為乜野事獎勵佢而買嘅,不過始終苦無機會正常咁玩,事關係屋企後園一來唔夠風力,二來唔夠空曠,真係得個「掉」字同埋個「執」字,一啲都唔過癮。睇佢咁樣掉完又執執完再掉,架飛機真係襟到嚇C人,咁都未爛喎,勁!

加上某個呀叔突然啲童年回憶返左黎,佢話細個玩過一種扭橡筋嘅飛機喎,好好玩喎,於是佢自己喺網上搵到,幾蚊雞買左隻黎玩,重話想教口水禧玩添。架野出師未節就先喺屋企比佢個仔揸爛個架機翼,繼而連個機尾都甩埋,有個蠱惑仔驚比老豆丙多鑊,索性自己偷偷哋用膠紙黐住,當然,好快就比佢老豆發現左啦。兩個都咁低B,真係難為左我。So Tired

咩叫有姿勢無實際呢?睇下呢條友示範啦。 本來應該係滑翔嘅,不過唔知係風唔夠勁定人為嘅問題,通常架機都係一個好細嘅拋物線然後就機頭直啄草地。啄左無數咁多次地都無穿無爛,之所以話架野抵就係咁嘅原因囉,做玩具最緊要pro,質素專業到比啲咁唔專業嘅蛋散掉左兩粒鐘都仍然未毀容,十幾蚊算係咁啦!初頭買嗰陣勁有比人昆水嘅感覺,十幾蚊買架塑膠玩具機?咪玩啦!又唔係遙控又無聲又唔講野又唔曉自己行,一架咁嘅爛鬼膠洗唔洗咁貴呀!而家先知貴係喺邊度!如果佢有幸可以喺口水禧手上活過一年,每個月都係一蚊幾毫嘅娛樂,你話係咪抵到爛先!Yeah... Sure

喺口水禧出盡力掉左無數次飛機而機頭又無數次啄草地之際,大家係咪好奇怪,究竟個爸爸去左邊呢?

佢一直都喺度,無離開過我哋,因為佢好忙,忙到唔得閒離開……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

上鍊,上鍊再上鍊Big Smile

 

放一次就要扭一次條橡筋,而口水禧嗰架就就咁掉就得啦,難怪個仔放左幾廿穫,禧爸嗰隻都係飛左幾次咋,陰公!玩玩下連隻機尾都唔見埋,攪到要係一大片草地上四圍搵,證明呢啲幾蚊貨仔真係有啲昆水!

終於都可以父子兩個一齊起飛啦!老嗰件紮晒馬步,R少少腰,準備要將架機飛返香港咁款;睇下細嗰件幾咁鬆容,將架機打直揸,當火箭升空咁放,後果係……

我覺得下次TVB如果要拍個衝上雲霄嘅攪笑版可以搵呢兩件蛋散去。Yeah... Sure

禧爸又上緊鍊……So Tired

計飛行里數同駕駛經驗,口水禧應該比佢老豆早廿年升做captain。我估計到個仔做左captain禧嗰陣,我老公應該仍然喺度上緊鍊Big Smile

 

Captain禧

殘機與我

無幾耐,呢位人兄隻機正式宣告打柴,因為連條橡筋都比佢上到斷埋,見唔見機尾有條野?幾黯然無奈嘅一張相呀!Crying

「老豆,你買架cheap野嗰陣有無諗過屋企有個拆野王架?」最好笑係個老豆諗住自己細個有玩呢種意,好想將呢樣野介紹比個仔,點知口水禧一手揸隻飛機時,已經一野揸爛左隻機翼啦。激到佢老豆欲哭無淚,邊黐邊話個仔點解咁粗魯揸隻機…… Doubt it!

為表我嘅誠意,以及要做到公平公正公開,假如有一日,captain禧真係學識揸飛機嘅話,我做阿媽嘅拍心口第一個上機試佢手勢。大家唔洗擔心我,最多同我準備多幾個嘔吐袋甚至係嘔吐桶就得架啦。無野嘅,最多咪嘔左個胃出黎當減肥囉!無野嘅!

講開話佢最近轉左佢個志願,課堂上佢話比老師聽佢第時大個想做helicoptor driver同animal doctor。Yeah... Sure因為佢唔識得pilot同vet呢兩個字,於是用佢有限嘅英文整左兩個新字喺佢自己本「禧禧字典」裡面。但佢嘅英文能力唔算差,以一個返學先開始接觸英文嘅人黎講,佢嘅閱讀能力都算係咁,甚至佢識嘅字會比部份嘅美國人同學多,只係講嗰方面未可以好似啲同學咁講好快。但我同禧爸都非常滿意佢嘅進度。

無帶腳架嘅後果就係要臨場用鞋或手袋墊高部相機影,而大家可能會唔見左個頭殼頂囉。

無敵人字拖係我夏天嘅良伴。成個夏天,如果唔係去跑步或要行大量嘅路的話,呢對人字拖就係我每日出街時身體嘅一部份。基於佢著同除嘅方便,我有時跑完返嚟除左對波鞋後,都會上身運動裝下身踢住拖去買餸。 造型確係詼諧但勝在夠方便舒服涼爽,尤其係去人哋屋企嗰陣,唔洗「半彈跳式」除鞋丫嘛。我早兩日去口水禧幼稚園個班主任屋企探佢都係踢拖去,好彩呢邊嘅人衣著真係求其到暈,就算你著住睡褲出街都唔會有人理你…… (不過亦都唔會有人埋黎溝你就梗架啦!除非你件睡衣……Baffle)

放完飛機,我哋去左附近嘅地方行下。萬聖節就快到啦,四圍都係南瓜啦!完全唔知點解啲人可以種到咁大個南瓜!係食左激素定變左種呀大佬?口水禧同其他小朋友一樣,非常期待萬聖節嘅來臨,原因唔係因為有糖食,而係佢有機會扮鬼扮馬。今年扮咩?佢個個禮拜講嘅答案都唔同,好彩未同佢買衫啫。今年有槍手黎,口水禧件衫要睇下槍手肯唔肯幫手同佢整啦。

夜晚食拉麵 ,麵未黎,有人話要自己整一本書。哇!佢畫嘅人類終於都有手有腳重有埋個身呀!重記唔記得喺雞雞學校嗰陣,有份問卷要佢畫人,條友畫左個頭之後,再喺個頭四邊加左四條線就話畫完。問佢嗰四條野係咩,佢話係手同腳。當時佢畫嘅人係無身嘅。老師話只要畫多過五條線就當OK。有理由懷疑佢抄左怪獸公司條喬!

題外話:

有見放飛機咁好玩,於是我哋第二個禮拜又去左同一個地方放。去到撞正有人攪緊籌款,有好多攤位比小朋友玩。見有檔野有啲驢仔比小朋友騎下,咁就一於試啦,反正口水禧哦左好耐話想試下騎馬。騎完馬,隔離有檔野,圍欄裡面有好多動物比小朋友摸下睇下,於是口水禧梗係唔執輸要入去玩下。我同禧爸就企喺欄外睇住啲小朋友玩。突然聽到有把女人聲大叫「XX,望住呢度!喂 XX,望媽咪呢度呀!」無錯,純正廣東話,所以份外親切有feel。眼前係一個約莫2-3歲嘅小妹妹靠住一個圍住guniea pig嘅圍欄比佢媽咪影相,但小妹妹面部表情同身體語言顯示佢想同啲動物玩多過影相。所以佢無乜表情望媽媽部相機影完相之後就繼續望住面前嘅動物。此時,嗰個媽媽睇返張相,頗大聲向佢女講:「車!都唔笑嘅,邊有人影相唔笑架,再係咁唔比飯你食丫拿!」

Ugh!Ugh!Ugh!咁都得?

 

 

 

 

 

禧媽

68 Comments

  1. Such a fun day running around outdoor… when will HK ever be cold enough to let us enjoy the outdoor? I have list of places to go to and enjoy the green lawn but everytime we got there, B&B were melted and after an hour, they demand to go to the car and blast up the air con… it’s too hot mummy…which we can tell from their hair and 2 sets of fresh clothing.
    I love the little story about taking photo, it’s so ‘chinese’ to demand silly things like this to your child and it is actually a form of bully if you look closely to that behavior. No food if you don’t smile, if you don’t call everyone’s name at the round table with 12 grown up – all relatives but the child may only seen them once or twice, you do not get any toy, no TV, no food! RIDICULOUS!!!!

    • 香港嘅夏天室外活動,除左水上活動舒服少少,我都諗唔到重有咩選擇好。尤其當你已經習慣左喺乾爽嘅地方生活過之後,要你再去比較濕熱嘅地方住,真係需要一短頗長嘅時間先可以適應到。不過去游水都好嘅,正如我哋呢邊熱到爆嘅時候,我哋都會避免去室外。咩時候做咩活動真係要睇天氣溫度做人。 :whistle:

      嗰個女人講完句:「再唔笑唔比飯你食丫拿!」突然望到我望住佢,佢自己都即刻望第二度。其實影細路仔,尤其是佢地好唔得閒嘅時候根本係無可能會望鏡頭,佢地又唔係模特兒出身,點會望鏡頭丫! :wacko:

    • 秘決就係自己安排部相機擺嘅角度,同埋影到自己滿意為止,包唔會有核凸相出現! :yahoo:

    • 佢係左手人黎架,佢淨係揸筆先係右手架咋(本來都係用左手,因為聽見其他人話佢唔好用左手,佢變左右手揸筆),其他都係用左手。

      • Did he decide for himself to use his right hand?

        Just curious since both my children are left-handed.

        • 一般話小朋友三、四歲左右就會開始自己決定邊隻手做主力手(呢度啲人叫dominant hand),好多人會用揸筆嗰隻黎定小朋友係唔係左手人,不過口水禧學校啲老師話睇用邊隻手揸餐具食野黎定主力手喎。無論左定右,千其唔好迫佢變用另外一隻手,小朋友有壓力,會導致口吃。

  2. 喂, 幟哥, 幾年搬番啲舊blog過嚟, 我不時都會睇番口水禧BB時啲blog, 嗰時佢唔識搏咀, 仲得意嘛! :wacko:

  3. 真係好鬼鍾意睇禧媽個blog,絕無悶場 :good: 仲有咁多靚相睇!!
    btw,有張相我笑左好耐,就係禧爸想跳起送隻機起飛個張 :yahoo: (Sorry禧爸:p)
    仲有仲有,禧媽你影d相真係好有feel!!! :-)

    • 試過有人話太多字睇到想訓。 :-(

      嗰張相,莫講話你啦,我每次睇都想笑啦,兩個嘅姿勢實在太騎呢啦!唔知附近睇住佢哋兩個玩嘅人有無覺得佢哋好低B呢? :wacko:

      多謝你,我揸住機亂Q咁影架咋,影幾廿幅實有幾幅較為好啲,核凸嗰啲會比我消滅,哈哈!

  4. You know how when people play golf, they have a caddy to take the bag etc. Your husband should find a caddy to wind the plane for him!
    How often do you jog? Your face is much ‘V-shaped’ than before! Did you get rid of your belly too? My body is not very fat, but i can’t get rid of my belly. I ride bike for 30 mins per day. Did your husband buy a new bike yet?

    • 佢個助手咪係智商同佢差唔多嘅口水禧囉!兩個互相幫對方執飛機,幾忙呀兩個! :wacko:

      我自從早兩個禮拜賴左野之後就無跑過,真係懶!今日要迫自己出去跑下啦。如果唔偷懶嗰陣,我會一個禮拜跑最少3日,冬天就快到,希望堅持到啦。我其實真係無瘦,不過係角度影落好似塊面好V咋,上一個blog先笑完我係「闊太」,塊面闊到!肚腩從來無離開過我,即使之前晚晚有拉筋同做sit up (而家懶晒啦,唉!係腰痛嗰陣迫住先拉下做下sit up咋!)你有恆心每日踩30分鐘真係好勁呀!堅呀! :good:

    • 完全比我個pose呃左啦你哋全部!咁樣烏前再屈埋個膊梗係有瑣骨啦……

      嗰張相係咪捕足得好好呢?完全將佢兩個嘅低B喺鏡頭前表露無遺! :yahoo:

  5. Captain Hey Hahaaa~~:))
    佢依家嘅髮型又眞系有d似Chilam wor~~如果再gel下佢…..就不得了喇
    [前果條打錯字咪鬼理佢]

  6. Captain Hey Hahaaa~~:))
    佢依家過髮型又眞系有d似Chilam wor~~如就果再gel下佢…..就不得了喇

  7. 禧禧好enjoy喎,禧爸就… 你形容得好正呀!!上鍊,上鍊,上鍊……XD
    “殘機與我”張相想笑c人咩:p
    草地張相禧媽你好靚呀~少女味~~

    • 禧爸嗰日確係忙於幫架機上鍊,啲相全部都係分幾次影架,唔係一張黎架,重有好多無upload上黎咋,你話佢係咪「巧」忙呢!XDDDD

      多謝你呀,實驗証明,第時無論點都好,幾大都唔好叫啲老公揸機幫自己影相,那怕要除個罩出黎墊高部機都好啦,只有自己調較嘅角度同㩒制嘅時間先會影到自己個人樣出黎架咋!XDDDDD 不過話時話,對我呢啲就黎四張嘅大嬸,比人叫少女味又確係有啲自己都想嘔嘅自然反應……極其量都只係一個少嬸而已!哈哈!

  8. 禧媽…一路都有睇開你個BLOG…亦都好鍾意睇你個BLOG…今次忍唔住要留言~
    因為張相影得你好靚呀!!
    真心的 :)

  9. 禧爸可以裝 「lightbox」或「fancybox」…可以將圖片彈出一個框框方便電腦將圖片放大瀏覽。
    留言區的字體係css 由14px轉為16px (電腦望上去會自然d)
    可以安裝 Akismet 防大量廣告留言….
    安裝埋DB Cache Reloaded Fix …資料庫唔洗查詢咁多….
    ========================================
    回禧媽….ipad同手機都無問題….XD…

    • 一次過醒我幾招,真係多謝哂!攪掂左!得閒又過黎幫襯下啦!

    • 呀…仲有樣野想請教你,如果想加emotion到comment,有乜好plugin介紹呢?謝謝!

    • 又攪掂…我用左wp_monalisa個plugin做comment emotion,都算okay啦。又有問題問你:如想做私人回複,你有無野介紹?謝謝!

      • Wp好少…私人回應…之前有一個…不過有bug…之後作者都無更新…

          • 所謂限制就係收取美金0.1 per Gb。佢地既storage非常穩陣既。
            點解唔用root path? 無特別原因架,係Ubuntu既default installation 係咁我就照用,不過我就加左redirect route將root轉哂去/wordpress囉

          • 管理員AC…唔會係admin啊下…@@ B-)
            裝埋 Limit Login Attempts ,睇下有無人用admin撞入後台.. :mail:

          • 如果有phpMyAdmin或其他…改左個「admin」個名…如果唔係…一定有好多人撞入入來…

          • 我都知呀…我個database係第二部機…又無phpmyadmin,所以都okay既

        • 你兩個外星人果然係啱傾啲!無乜人撬得開我屋企個電車公把口,而你竟然可以聊起佢嘅「欲火」,真係要寫個服字比你呀,小管!勁! :good:

          • 難得我屋企呀電車公搵到人同佢吹水,我又點會攝入黎做「電燈膽」呢!哈哈!不過電車公公司尋晚爆穫,今朝唔知有無時間比佢龜速打中文留言……

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